Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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