I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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