I'd wear matching sweaters with you
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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