So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
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