The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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