Plan B is the new Plan A
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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