so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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