I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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