i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Even my vagina gasped.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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