Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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