i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
this is an emotional support booty call
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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