Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I made him laugh his dick is mine
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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