are you still at the devil's house?
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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