i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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