On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
You're a waste of cheezeits
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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