Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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