I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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