apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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