Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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