what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
We talked him into tasing himself.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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