windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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