And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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