is your mom at the bar?
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Randomize
