uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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