im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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