that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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