better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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