dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
What a dumb baby whore.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
