Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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