Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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