It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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