is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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