try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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