My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
MIDGETS
????
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Randomize
