never play flip cup with pint glasses
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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