Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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