i jhust puked up my retainher.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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