But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
handjob tips. give me some.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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