It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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