I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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