We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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