I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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