She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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