I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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