problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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