Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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