So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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