i would punch a child for taco bell
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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