He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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