I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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